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Funny band names July 20, 2006

Filed under: family — Alex @ 3:15 pm

This page is a list of funny band names thought up by friends. Any resemblance to actual band names is unintentional and probably quite funny.

Cleezmo:

  • Jenny Eat Something (first CD: OU8Something2 – Alex)
  • Cleezmo And the No Good Bastards
  • Pimp Wërkz
  • Space Fonzie

Cleezmo + Wheelsmo:

  • Chachi (or The Chachis or Dueling Chachis)
  • K Car
  • Big Bear Man

G-Loaf:

  • Bludgeon
  • Nasal Drain
  • Meddling Kids (independently from Tom)
  • Ear
  • Shaggy Rug
  • Arrowsmyth
  • Dave Matthews’ Other Band
  • Dapper Dan
  • Hampster Rash
  • Biscuithead
  • Chimp Factory
  • Birth Canal
  • 12 Monkees
  • Out of Sync
  • Sweet Stank
  • Cheesy Poofs
  • Me and the Steves
  • Durch the Flying Idiot

Shag:

  • Codpiëce
  • Cathëtër
  • The Dry Hëaves
  • Rëtch
  • Dëthbëltch
  • Subdural Olinoscopy
  • Poop
  • Grievous Head Wound
  • The Idaho Latrine Stalkers
  • Bailiff, Wack His Peepee
  • Fast Sandwich
  • Clooney
  • Homey Loves Chachi
  • Meat
  • Naügahyde
  • Girth
  • Upchuck
  • H E R N I A !
  • Generic Cover Band
  • Nasal Decongestant
  • Machine Factory
  • Pork Rind
  • Chicken and Waffles
  • Air Biscuit
  • Promising Local Band
  • Morbid Flatulence
  • Off-Whitesnake
  • AC/Delco
  • Snout Factory
  • Oinkshifter
  • Kenny Wayne Def Sheppard
  • Otis Spunkmeyer’s Turgid Goiter
  • Desperately Seeking Poultry
  • Biff Vacuous and the Chicken Coop Cleaners
  • Delaware
  • Inky Dinky Doodle Satan
  • Motley Flapjack
  • Fatass Barbie
  • Well Slap Me Around and Call Me Betty
  • Nixon-X
  • Dr. Pintoface
  • Captain Frijole
  • The Rhubard and the Damage Done
  • Aluminum Siding
  • Krust
  • Jive Moose
  • Girth Asparagus Bulldozer Honky Fish
  • Hitting Midgets with Things
  • Stop Hitting Me in the Forehead!!
  • Trash Compaktor
  • My Ass Spans Five Dimensions
  • Spleenshank
 Wheelsmo:

  • Trapper Keeper
  • Doubledown
  • The Sofa Kings
  • Hidden Firebird Keys
  • Say What Again
  • Meddling Kids
  • Me, Myself, & Mo
  • Boffo Shirt
  • 5-Hole
  • The Foldovers
  • Jeff Follis Four
  • Dërgën!
  • Kingfish
  • IFC (International Funk Cartel)
  • Unmarked Pube
  • Smurfercise
  • Smoov B and the Titos
  • Pungent Henchmen
  • Dumpyard
  • Bucket-a-Chachi
  • Spoondoggle
  • Poop Nugent
  • Fatalistic Demise
  • Faster Puppydog
  • Four Pac Shakur
  • Bean Weasels
  • The Urgent
  • Dashing Lumpkins
  • President Ventura
  • Rage Against the Silly Putty
  • Hysterical Putty
  • Silly Putty-Tang
  • Blanket Statement
  • Fuse Moose
  • Buffy the Vampire (a Slayer Tribute band)
  • Dead Purple Dinosaurs
  • Brainless Shelter
  • Turgid Vapor
  • Comet & Cupid
  • Bangkok Ring
  • T@oo
  • Swedish Chef Salad
  • Bon Jockey
  • Duff the Magic Horse
  • Spooky Tonk

Bass:

  • Strontium-90
  • Half in the Bag
  • Toxic Burrito
  • The Constipated Gophers
  • The Gay Spelunkers
  • Dudes With Weird Hair
  • Psychological Menstruation
  • AssTuna
  • Half a Gazebo
  • Cataclysmic Meatloaf
  • The Jesus Jones and Mary’s Danish Chain
  • Wisconsin Satellites
  • The Foreskin Blues Band
  • Steroid Camel
  • Spackle the Pontiff
  • Uninsured Motorist

Mixmaster:

  • Thirty Seven!!!
  • Well If It Isn’t Mon Frere
  • Animal, Mineral, or Vegetable
  • Crackwhore Jacks
  • Strap On Justice
  • 4 Foot Rubber Dong Of The Law
  • Cooter
  • Fly Fat Ass Fly
  • Bill & The 2 Yutes
  • Limp Bisquick
  • Corn
  • Staind Underwear
  • Stone Temple of the Pearl Dog Pilot Jam
  • Crazy Mohammads House of White People
  • Moaning Lisa
  • The Other 3 Stooges
  • Steve McQueen

Bill:

  • Gonorrhea Meltdown
  • Mildew Funkadelic
  • Turgid Llamas
  • Three-Pac
  • Crippling Booz-fest Crack-daddies
  • Lasagna
  • Cheese-n-Fries Superstar
  • Toad the Wet Burrito
  • Wash U WASPS
  • The Notorious S.H.A.G.
  • Clitoris Monk
  • T & the BS Boys
  • Cheese Viscous
  • Pooncity Splunkers
  • Alimony
  • Recovering Nipple Suckers
  • Yoda’s Playdough
  • Unmarked Van

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9 Comments for this post

 
Nick Says: July 20th, 2006 at 4:06 pm

I am wetting myself. What a great find.

Otis Spunkmeyer’s Turgid Goiter, AssTuna, Crackwhore Jacks, Girth Asparagus Bulldozer Honky Fish, Hidden Firebird Keys off the top.

“Bailiff, Wack His Peepee” put me over the edge.

 
Shag Says: July 20th, 2006 at 4:33 pm

Oh man oh man…I have tears in my eyes!

Nick’s comment put me over the edge, by proxy.

 
Shag Says: July 20th, 2006 at 4:36 pm

Dave had a good one that didn’t make the list:
“Uninsured Motorist”.

I’m pretty sure “Unmarked Van” was Bill’s idea

 
Alex Says: July 20th, 2006 at 8:25 pm

Noted and updated!

My favorites are Chimp Factory, Hidden Firebird Keys, Trapper Keeper, Doubledown, Unmarked Van, Fast Sandwich, and Pimp Werkz. And a bunch of other ones. Hell, this is some funny stuff. I was lauging out loud while typing this up.

 
Nick Says: July 21st, 2006 at 9:23 am

I’m happy that some of these names made it to the original Blue House Over Yonder interview.

 
Shag Says: August 13th, 2006 at 8:34 pm

Dolgarnit, “Uninsured Motorist” was already in Dave’s list. Gotta read more carefully.

There is one missing from my list, “Spleenshank”.

 
Alex Says: August 13th, 2006 at 8:58 pm

No, it wasn’t. I updated the list after your comment. I’ll add Speenshank too.

 
Pure Danger » Death metal band names Says: November 27th, 2006 at 12:03 am

[...] For a long time my friends and I have been making up or running across good (or funny) band names. You can see a lengthy list of names I’ve captured from our discussions here. [...]

 
Shag Says: October 10th, 2007 at 11:56 am

Scott Adams gets in on the fun:

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/10/funny-band-name.html

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