Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live. January 23, 2006
Lists of Chuck Norris quotes have been making the rounds on the net. Here’s a page to see new Chuck “facts”: fact generator. The top rated ones are at Top 30.
Some of my favorites:
- Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris has allowed to live. - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
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